“I don’t want to lick any butt.” – GSP
“I'm the oldest I’ve ever been, right now” – Tim Sylvia
“Somebody's telling me that about my wife; I'm sorry sir I'm going to have to break your leg.” – Bas Rutten
“I am impervious to all pain!” – Pat Smith during UFC 1, prior to tapping out to Shamrock
“I didn't use steroids” – Sean Sherk
“90 percent of the game is half mental” – Tim Sylvia
"I don't initiate violence, I retaliate" - Chuck Norris
"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat
people up." - Muhammad Ali
"Yesterday I was lying, today I am telling the truth." -Bob Arum
And a whole slew of Mike Tyson quotes:
“My power is discombobulatingly devastating."
"When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy nonesense - people shouldn't read that stuff"
"My biggest weakness is my sensitivity. I am too sensitive a person."
"He called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse'. I´m not a recluse."